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Darby Gunpowder:
A new wave of photos has surfaced on the internet of Miley Cyrus. Because Derober is a clean blog we can’t show them to you. She’s only 15 years old. So we asked ourselves, “WWMMD” What would Mickey Mouse do if their cash cowlette was IMing risky photos of herself to every teen male on the West Coast? The answer seemed so simple…

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Darby Gunpowder:
Britney Spears was spotted at designer Christian Audigiers’s 50th birthday party with her new agent Jason Trawick. We’re going to presume these 2 are bumpin uglies for the sake of rumors and past experience. This is the same guy she was comparing gut sizes to in Costa Rica last week (the jury is still out on who’s is bigger).

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Kate Moss really isn’t that hot anymore (BedHead)
Sidney Pollack passes away at age 73 (WWTDD)
Pink is a lesbian on a motorcycle of the day (Stepfather)
Patrick Swayze and wife renew their vows (Stab)
Sienna Miller is a bloodied up for her new film (Pink)
A new (genius) fad, bikini babes at coffee shops (Asylum)

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Rodney Dangerfield Triple Lindy

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Another busty UK babe is flooding the internet. Her name (though unimportant)–Gemma Atkinson. Her game–major boobage of the third kind. I’ve said my peace. Now kick back and enjoy Gemma Atkinson’s cleavage while watching Rodney perform his patented ‘Triple Lindy’ in Back To School.

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John:
Lindsay Lohan and her ‘girlfriend’ Samantha Ronson continue their European love-in. By the looks of Lindsay’s new gut, she’s almost achieved Euro-trash status. She has reportedly stopped brushing her teeth and shaving her armpits in order to complete the Euro-transformation.
I saw Lindsay this week on Ugly Betty. She had one line with Betty on a playground. It was the most the director could get out of her before she chugged a bottle of Smirnoff and soiled herself. Lindsay was unavailable after the lunch break.

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