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Darby Gunpowder:
Britney’s dad hit the lotto the day he implanted Mrs Spears with that rotten seed of his. But ask any lotto winner, money can’t buy happiness -but it can buy you an early retirement. Mr Spears has been “forced” to quit his job as a sweet caterer to care for other vegetables, his daughter. Homeboy will make $10,000 a month for being a dad. Even though he is her dad, he still gets paid to be a dad. Let’s review:
Britney is her dad’s daughter. He gets paid to be her dad. My dad does not not get paid to be my dad, nor do my brother or sisters pay my dad to be their dad. I just called all my friends and a few random people in the phonebook and they don’t pay their dads to be their dads. Some of the people I asked don’t have dads, but confirmed they would not pay them if they did. I hope my dad doesn’t start charging to be my dad. Maybe I should be a dad to supplement my income…Mom, stay out of this.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you didn’t already know, Cameron Diaz is rolling sans hair these days. She’s bald as a baby’s ass. Apparently, Diaz has done this for her role in a new dramatic movie called Snooze Fest My Sister’s Keeper in which she tries her damnedest to bore us all to tears. And lets see, Diaz made to look ugly in a dramatic movie. Is this something I want to see?? Sure, why not?? And while I’m at it why don’t I pay a couple hundred grand for a Ferrari that just happens to share the same design as my Hyundai Elantra. Or maybe I’ll eat the most fattening meal ever that just happens to taste like a big bag of dog shit. No Diaz, we go to your movies to see you shake your ass in a string bikini with the hopes of catching a glimpse of your nipples. You don’t get to reinvent the wheel on why you’re famous.

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Darby Gunpowder
While vacationing in Cabo, Jessica Simpson nearly had a heart attack when she could not find her nipple which is usually attached to her breast. Good thing I am a licensed areologist. Eureka! Roll your mouse over the above photos to prove my findings. If there are any other women who are having trouble locating their mammilla, please email me or spotlight the night sky with my calling card and I will be summoned.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s official. In perhaps one of the most astonishing moves since Nixon resigned from office, Christian Bale has just signed on to play the heroic human leader John Connor in three (count em three) new Terminator movies. In fact filming has already begun on the first of the three movies entitled Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. It is slated to be released May 22, 2009–Judgment Day (for me anyways). Victor Kubicek of the film company Halcyon, said about Bale he is “really an actor’s actor, so we’re very proud. Christian was our first choice and he’s a big fan of The Terminator, so we’re very lucky. But with Batman he’s already done the whole franchise thing, so we weren’t sure he’d respond.”

Apparently the script was love at first paycheck sight for Bale. As for Arnold, there is still no word yet on whether or not he will even play a role in the upcoming films. But the burning question still remains, do people still have internet porn in the future or have they had to resort to their imagination and cannibalism?

Don’t think about that too hard.

For more on Megan Fox topless. Why you ask?? I ask why not?

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