Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Some people say I have too much time on my hands…but they’re all dead…ok ok, dead OR wearing clown shoes. Take this clown for example. Last time I saw Jesse Metcalfe he was getting his ass knocked all over the pavement. So for a softer landing he’s flocked to the beaches of Malibu but rest assure, Jesse, it won’t help. You’ve got a look I can spot from a million miles away. The “Oh hey look at me I’m an actor and I’m tough too..and stuff,” look. Jesse is to douchebags what Hitler was to the Nazi’s, a ringleader. I can only hope and pray that one day a terrible and unforeseeable catastrophe happens on his behalf. And I can only hope that that terrible and unforeseeable catastrophe is me.
Darby Gunpowder:
I was getting a root canal the yesterday and the nurse (who could have been hotter) told me to find my happy place. I immediately thought, well at least I am not Spencer Pratt, and the pain vanished -the nurse even had to tell me to stop smiling. In Spencer’s ongoing campaign to be the world’s most hated person, he said this about Mary Kate Olson in response to her Pratt-bashing last week,
“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.
“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”
Hold me back! I expect nothing less out of this dweeb, but to insult one of my dreamgirls is going to far. I declare war on you Mr Pratt. I challenge you to knife fight.
Darby Gunpowder:
In a clever attempt to see Katherine Heigl’s resplendent cleavage, we planted a cute dog outside her WeHo home and low and behold -it worked! Check back next week, when we leave a box of “hidden-camera tampons” outside her door.
Did you ever look at a mascot and wonder what they might look like in real life? Derober has the answers. For the answers just roll your mouse over the photo and enjoy.
Editor’s Note: This is not where the celebrities attended college as most of them featured do not and have the education of a 2nd grader in a third world country…
Hudgens Panties
Boob Job Bonanza
Megan Fox Rack
Hottest Olympian
Hayden Nip Slip
Audrina Gold
Megan Fox Nude
Kardashian bikini
David Beckham $$$
Johnny Knoxville $$
Donald Trump $$$
The Dog -$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Posh & Katie -$
Christina Aguilera $$
