This is as close as Marisa Miller will ever get to an Oscar
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

~ And who are these douche bags???~

John:
Marisa Miller showed up at Spike’s Men’s Choice Awards looking like the supermodel sex pot she is. Check me if I’m wrong but if somebody ever hands me an antler rack and tells me it’s an award, I’ll hit them strait in the mouth. I’ll bet Marisa threw that thing out of her limo and killed a homeless man with that abomination.
But I really do want to know who those middle-aged old balls are? Lemme’ guess, the Spike TV brains who thought up the antler awards, right? All that for a hug from Marisa Miller. Respect.