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Darby Gunpowder:
Courtney Love is claiming that the ashes and locks of hair of her late hubby, Kurt Cobain, were stolen. Please take a seat for the rest of the story. No joke, the ashes were inside a PINK TEDDY BEAR BAG and the bag was stolen along with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Courtney had this to mumble,

“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”
The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide.

Please note, we are not mocking or disrespecting Curt in any way shape or form. He already did that to himself when he married Public Crack Whore Number One, Courtney Love. But on a serious note, if Courtney does not get back the cremated remains of a man who did so much for his country, she might kill herself. So if you have these ashes, please do us all a favor and dump them all over Seattle from the top of the Space Needle.

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