Fox: “I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house”
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John:
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Megan Fox any more, she tells Hollyscoop:
“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”
So that happened. And then I went out and purchased some new stalker equipment right after. I’ve never stalked anyone before and I’ve already started second guessing my purchase of a rope ladder, 3D glasses, and Cool Ranch Doritos. If there are any real stalkers out there, please email me at blogderober@gmail.com with suggestions. Thanks!