John Mayer does not crave attention
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John:
Sometimes as a blogger you come across a picture and just smile really big. Here, John Mayer is lobbing the world’s biggest soft ball right into my wheelhouse. What is he thinking? Did Johnny boy put a racing number on his car? Racing stripes are subtle and classy I think. The only way this car could get any worse is if he put a strobe light and a fog horn on it.
John is in Beverly Hills here on his way to meet Jennifer Aniston for lunch. We’re told he ordered the roasted lamb on a toasted raisin brioche with a side of peppermint douche.