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Darby Gunpowder:
Prive nightclub in Las Vegas named Kevin Federline, “Father of the Year” -finally. R-Kelly came in a close second in the voting, but barely lost by a pre-pubic hair. Prive obviously chose Kevin as a whorific publicity stunt so sweet gossip sites like Derober would write about it. I guess it kinda worked…except what they didn’t anticipate was the bad press they would get if I wrote about the time my friend was ruffied at their club, gang-banged by their security staff and murdered. OK, none of that ever happened. See ya’ll there! Pimp Juice on me!

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