Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well this is worth a shot. To those friends of mine viewing the after image now all I ask is that you take the fifth with regards to my boom-stick’s girth. And as for you ex-girlfriends…well screw it, say what you want; your opinions carry the same weight as a crumb forever stuck to the bottom of my shoe. The thing about Megan Fox’s body that is so frustrating to me is that I can’t decide which part I like the most. I mean there are her supple, yet refined, breasts that make me question whether a time machine has ever been built and if so is it in fact…her breasts. Then there’s her ass which has an almost dictator-like presence but without the gratuitous ostentatiousness of an ass from a Sir Mix-A-Lot video. And finally there’s her face…just kidding, her legs that say I’m no tree-trunks but I am here to stay. Her body has all the fun of a Chucky Cheese restaurant without any of the shame or regret.

I think she’s the one. But I’ve been wrong…well every time before.

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