Derober

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John:
If you’re wondering why we’re not showing any pictures of Joe Simpson it’s because he remembered to wear a bra. Joe Simpson was at dinner with Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson last week when the the money loving asshole actually asked Romo to dump his sports agent and give his $78 million dollar contract to Joe.
Romo blew whatever he was drinking out his nose, rolled up a newspaper, and smacked the money-grubbing Simpson in his face. Jessica, we know you read Derober from time to time so if you are tuning in today, sorry about the whole see-through theme but tell the old man he embarasses himself.