That’s Phoebe Price and this is a cannon
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John:
Phoebe Price is some sort of retarded socialite or ginger model or some shit. Anyway, the internet says she’s famous and everything on the internet is true. Which makes it difficult for me to report that yesterday Phoebe Price was shot in the abdomen by a La Salle naval cannon in Malibu. Our hearts and prayers go out to the Price family who is busy fighting over who gets Phoebe’s beloved dog, Mr. Doggy.