That’s Phoebe Price and this is a cannon

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Phoebe Price is some sort of retarded socialite or ginger model or some shit. Anyway, the internet says she’s famous and everything on the internet is true. Which makes it difficult for me to report that yesterday Phoebe Price was shot in the abdomen by a La Salle naval cannon in Malibu. Our hearts and prayers go out to the Price family who is busy fighting over who gets Phoebe’s beloved dog, Mr. Doggy.

Comments (3) “That’s Phoebe Price and this is a cannon”

TaylorJune 10, 2008 @ 12:52 am

assholes. just because somebody is pale and ugly doesn’t give you the right to make fun of their stupid asses

Dee RoberJune 10, 2008 @ 1:27 am

that’s a cute opinion

Dee Rober
DanielleJune 10, 2008 @ 9:35 am

i don’t understand why this hussy is famous. the cannon is perfect.

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