Mary-Kate and Ashley photoshopped to look healthy and normal
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John:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen want you to think that they are just like you and I. They go out and eat french fries and fried chicken sandwiches, maybe suck down a chocolate shake. I noticed that none of the food in front of them is, well, eaten.
Mary-Kate and Ashley were never taught to eat their food. Instead, Mary-Kate gets down really close and stares at it. I once head her tell a chicken mcnugget, “mcnugget, if i wanted to eat you, would I put you in my breathing hole?” The mcnugget remained unresponsive while Mary-Kate jammed it into her ear.