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Darby Gunpowder:
Attention all fame-seeking, unimportant women: Nicole Richie will make you famous.
Seeing that Nicole Richie has never done anything to deserve a weency bite from fame, she is the perfect person to launch your broke ass into stardom. It’s science. According to Perez Hilton,

Simple Life ‘star’ Nicole Richie is pitching a reality show to the TV nets.
And, get this…the show revolves around the search for the next Nicole Richie.
According to someone who’s been pitched the idea, the ‘reality’ show would take seven girls from across the U.S. and test their ability to achieve insta-fame, a la Richie style!
Nicole and a panel of judges would then whittle down the competition in preparation for the live finale.
The winner would receive her own reality show.

Get out your nuclear sleeping bags and brace yourself for the second coming. The end is near, and can be seen Tuesdays at 7/8 CT, only on E!