Kim Kardashian’s ass is a liar
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John:
The Derobers usually don’t post on the weekend. I usually go ass spelunking with celebrities instead. Today I made a near fatal error. I was unaware that I was climbing on an ‘after’ photo of Kim Kardashian on vacation in Monaco. When the ‘before’ photo hit me, I lost control. I never learned to swim… the whole water idea just seemed silly to me. There are regrets. This whole thing was avoidable.