Derober

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Darby Gunpowder:
Jessica Simpson was seen strolling through LAX with a T-shirt that read, “Real Girls Eat Meat”. Tony Romo followed behind like a broken Geffen boy with an empty soul. The sad truth behind this T-shirt is that Jessica bought it because she had recently polished off a quarter pounder, NOT because she understood the actual sexual innuendo behind the kitschy phrase. Tony, who understands, won’t say anything to her…because, what’s the point. For Tony’s sake, I hope there is no irony behind the shirt.
On an intellectual note, I like any T-shirt that gives me an excuse to stare at a woman’s chest and not get slapped.

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