5 Tips on how to woo Marisa Miller: By Bob ‘The Bitch’

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is Marisa Miller in the May issue of Ralph Magazine. Many know her as the blond supermodel who’s graced the pages of nearly every ’sex selling’ magazine known to man. But few know her for another special reason–she’s also my girlfriend. That’s right free world, I’d like to officially announce that Marisa and I are an item. Like peas and carrots we have been in a passionate romance for the past 3 years. But if you are like how I used to be (mangina) then you’re probably wondering how I bagged such a beautimous babe. And in my new tell all book 5 Ways on How to Woo a Beautimous Babe (really a short story with pictures) you will learn from my method. A method I’ve come to call the ‘wear the pants or go home’ method (also accompanied with pictures and SNAKES). So get off your ass and bag that babe with the gravy train with biscuit wheels body today. Just not Marisa Miller…cause that’s my bitch and I own a sawed off shotgun.

Good luck.

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Comments (5) “5 Tips on how to woo Marisa Miller: By Bob ‘The Bitch’”

Nova11June 17, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

The model in the second picture…the one with the pink background isnt Marisa Miller…that’s Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr. :D

Bob 'The Bitch'June 17, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

Miranda and Marisa go way back and the two of them are in to switch hitting which should help explain any confusion. Plus I don’t care

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maryJune 17, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

luv this post. go bob u suave mfer

princeofridesJune 18, 2008 @ 12:23 am

every post should be a marisa miller post

LeeAnnaJuly 28, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

She’s a pretty gurl wth a bathn sute wats wrong?

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