Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend go way back

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John:
Now this is the kind of cool shit stars are supposed to do. You just don’t see this enough. Keanu Reeves and some anonymous girl went walking on the beach in the French Riviera where topless people are welcome. We have just awarded 3 Derober points to France (10 will get you a unicycle).

Keanu was in Point Break so he knows all about beaches and naked girls n’ stuff. The two are planning to go skydiving and rob a bank (topless) on Thursday.

Comment (1) “Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend go way back”

toadJune 18, 2008 @ 1:59 am

is she asian or old or both?

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