Jamie’s bastard child is born
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Darby Gunpowder:
Bob ‘The Bitch’ just interrupted my Wii Fit yoga session to tell me breaking news: Jamie Lynn Spears delivered a human baby! My response,
Good story Bob. Guess what, I don’t give a shit. Now go get your shine box!!!
That was 4 hours ago. As you can see, the world is still spinning on its axis and no one will give a shit about Jamie or her baby by supper time today. For the 2 readers who do care about the details:
Gender: Girl
Name: Maddie Briann
Weight: 7 lbs, 11 oz
Health Status: 8 fingers, 10 toes, addicted to cigarettes
Location: Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss.
Daddy: probably Casey Aldridge
Percent White Trash: 28%