Jamie’s bastard child is born

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June 19th, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder:
Bob ‘The Bitch’ just interrupted my Wii Fit yoga session to tell me breaking news: Jamie Lynn Spears delivered a human baby! My response,

Good story Bob. Guess what, I don’t give a shit. Now go get your shine box!!!

That was 4 hours ago. As you can see, the world is still spinning on its axis and no one will give a shit about Jamie or her baby by supper time today. For the 2 readers who do care about the details:

Gender: Girl
Name: Maddie Briann
Weight: 7 lbs, 11 oz
Health Status: 8 fingers, 10 toes, addicted to cigarettes
Location: Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss.
Daddy: probably Casey Aldridge
Percent White Trash: 28%

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Comments (5) “Jamie’s bastard child is born”

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intel — June 20, 2008 @ 12:46 am

she’s hot as fucking hell. wait..

karyn — June 20, 2008 @ 9:37 am

dont you people have anything better to do then bash people that you dont really know??? making jokes saying the baby is a basterd child addicted to ciggs???? are you all serious?? theres million and i mean million of young unwed teenage moms out there at least she wont be needed welfare or foodstamps or medicaid i mean come on she has the money to support her child no matter what so leave her the hell alone…wheres the compassion? whats wrong with the world today?? let god be the judge and in the meantime, why dont we all try being nice and non judgemental?? enough is enough eeveryone makes mistakes everyone has their own issues who are we to put these people down??? you should really be ashamed of yourselves!! im 25 and thank god i do not act like you people grow uppppp

kristine — June 20, 2008 @ 10:28 am

For real don’t you think she has feelings too?I mean jaime is only 17 years old,give the poor girl a brake,at least she kept the baby,and is taking responsibility for her actions.I mean alot of people weather rich or poor, sometimes dont always make the right decision.I give jaime props for doing what she is.

JENNY RAE HENNIG — July 8, 2008 @ 12:30 pm

YAH NO SHIT… SO darby.. YOU “CLOWN BITCH” WAY TO RUN YOUR MOUTH OFF, ABOUT TEENAGERS, SO U FEEL PROUD.. UR JUST HATEN ON SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO BRAINS!! U ARE WHAT WE CALL IN “CANADA” BIRD BRAIN!!! AND ANOTHER THING DO U READ WHAT U WRITE .. BECAUES OUT OF 10 BILLION PEOPLE UR THE ONLY PERSON TALKING “WHITE TRASH” ABOUT A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL.. GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE, THAN GO TIGHTEN YOUR LOOSE ASS, GROW SOME NAILS,& LAY OFF THE SMACK , U SELFSENTERED , GOOFY BITCH. WAY TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE ELES’E BABY AND LIFE …
“GET UR OWN’
GOOD LUCK JAMIE.. YOUR’S JENNYRAE

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