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Let Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard’s tits be my final resting place

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June 19th, 2008

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I once asked my Great Grand Pappy Winston (God rest his soul) why he thought a great pair of tits were better than all seven of the wonders of the world. He looked down at me with a dry grimace, moonshine trickling out of his mouth, and in a low crackly voice he explained, “because a great pair of tits is the only treasure that you never get tired of seeing, boy.”

It’s a sound point. Boobs are like the gateway to my childhood. The only thing that can bring me the same sense of euphoria I felt as a kid when I planted bottle rockets in fishes’ mouths and watched them explode all the while toting a tall bowl of cotton candy by my side; heaven I tell you. That’s what Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard’s juggs are to me, a slice of my youth. But that’s just one man’s opinion. Anyways, these British babes are posing for the pages of Nuts Magazine and I am now sold on the country.

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Comments (4) “Let Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard’s tits be my final resting place”

stevenplurk — June 20, 2008 @ 12:45 am

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Dee Rober — June 20, 2008 @ 12:56 am

yes, nom nom or whatever. good boy

Amber — November 11, 2010 @ 9:24 am

“I have often wondered if women really like being treated like a sex object – as a thing instead of a person. I can only speak from my own personal experience, having been there and remembering all the attention I used to get from guys who were only interested in my measurements and what they could get for their temporary pleasure. They were such empty and shallow people who cared nothing for me as a person. I was just a toy to them, something to play with.

I remember many lonely nights when I felt so cold & empty. With all the supposed friends I had, I really had no one. My body had many admirers, but the real person inside that body had no one who cared for her.

I could have graced the pages of many porn magazines, but, fortunately for me, I never took that route. I finally wised up, changed my life style and started dressing very modestly and ladylike and was really surprised by the respect I received and the different type of real gentlemen who noticed me, not for my body, but for the person I am. Learning to dress like a lady was easy, learning to act like one was more difficult, but in time I was able to make the transition.

This change in my attitude started one day when I was in a used book store and I came across a used copy of a book called “Dressing With Dignity”, by Colleen Hammond. It was a real eye opener. After reading it, I was glad that I resisted to temptation to get into body art – tattoos & piercings. Young girls don’t realize that tattoos are hard to remove and mark them for life. Our bodies are beautiful as God made them and we don’t need to “uglify” them to try and bolster our weak personalities.

I always knew that pre-marital sex was a serious sin, but just ignored to idea. But now I understand that a godless existence in pursuit carnal pleasures, sooner or later, leads only to a life of emptiness and despair. I hope that all who read this will have the same good fortune that I have had in leaving that lifestyle”.

lover of big tits — January 2, 2011 @ 7:31 pm

Why did Amber decide to project her personal feelings of emptiness and despair on such fine wank material? You killed my boner, and then attempted to steal my soul by justifying your cruel-hearted outburst. Listen. I can guaran-fucking-tee you that not a single person visiting this website gives the slightest fuck what sort of cock-tease you were in your past life, or how you “turned it all around”. Try turning that ass around and making it worth my while next time.

By the way, knowing full well that you were the sort of self-righteous bitch that would share your heartwarming little “story” in as many places as possible, a quick google search of the text confirmed my suspicions and revealed you are in fact whoring yourself out like the good little girl you seem to think you are.

What better vehicle to show off your writing prowess than to defend the “dignity” of women on countless websites depicting female nudity? Try inserting some of those literary talents on places that will open some eyes. Men like to see a nice pair of tits because it is in their nature to do so. I don’t choose to get a raging hard on when a nice pair of breasts are shown my way- that’s nature’s way of telling me that breasts are a naturally pleasing aesthetic. Don’t talk about your “nice measurements” while condemning those who like to show off their own. You are hypocritical, self-righteous, and condescending to boot. You are a disgrace to a woman who takes pride in her appearance, not because a good body is all she has, but because she is not ashamed of being blessed with features men find naturally appealing.

If I don’t see you posting an argument from the reverse point of view, condemning men with large dick sizes and how you find sex to be just so revolting, you’ll know I’ve hit my mark.

You hoped that all who read your cute little essay would have the same good fortune that you had in leaving that lifestyle, but all you left for me was a bad taste in my mouth from cockblocking a good spank session. Fuck you.

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