Tila Tequila is a New Jersey Douchebag

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Darby Gunpowder:
This is a public service announcement to spray tanners: Don’t do that. Tila tequila, doing nothing important here, looks like a lacquered oompa loompa. This chick already makes me queezie with her overbite and Michael Buffer voice. Top it off with 2-coats of Dutch Boy Orange Zest, this reality star may be sitting between the bearded lady and the crab man on a traveling freak show before she knows it. I crown Tila Tequila queen of New Jersey Douchebags! Congratulations Tila!!! Make sure to check out the pics below of Tila’s douchebag posse.

Side Note (just so you can say you learn something new every day):
Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen is Tila’s birth name.. but her stage name is Tila. The ‘Tequila’ nickname originates from a near fatal drinking experience. Ironically, Tila is allergic to alcohol. Round of shots on me!

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