I was trying to make Katherine Heigl’s boobs bigger…
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John:
Everybody knows that the Derobers have had a few run-ins with Katherine Heigl that didn’t go well.
But this time I was only trying to help, I swear. Photos of her fat ass have been orbiting the blogosphere and I wanted to make her more proportional. That’s what 5″ tall sorcerers do. So I went to her house in Los Feliz, CA and she was listening to Jock Jams on her iPod…
She startled me. Never startle me when I’m sorcerering. I’ll f@ck it up every time.
Elsewhere in the network: The HOTTEST woman in England is barely wearing clothes here. MySpace girls vs. Celebs here.