Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
I’m a man of my word. Really when I see an ass like this I normally roll around the grass on my back begging for biscuits. But a closer examination of these pics reveals that Kristen Bell is being accompanied by a giant bag of douche. Ex Punk-er and former hemorrhoid Dax Shepard can be seen groping Bell’s ass in a manner that spoils my morning hangover. I just wanted to revel in my own self-loathing in peace but no, now I have to be reminded why Kristen Bell’s ass will never be mine.

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