Matt Damon is fat. Eats Ronald Macdonald

Matt Damon, put the food down…just put it down

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June 25th, 2008

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Been a while since you saw the sights and sounds of Sea World. Wait no longer. Matt Damon is all the orca fun you will ever need. Apparently he bulged up for an upcoming movie roll but if you ask me I think marriage has just taken a toll on him. Either way I can only imagine this isn’t for a roll in the Bourne series. Although The Bourne Blubbery has a nice ring to it.