Derober

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John:
Is that girl her new bodyguard or some kind of ninja? The last time I saw a jaw like that it was getting punched by Rocky Balboa. That girl just looks mean, boy, like those snakes that spit in your eye and blind you before eating you whole.
Anyway, Britney Spears has been awarded overnights with her two children in a limited capacity-
Sorry, do you think she’s like a robot or cyborg sent from the future to destroy all men? I’m going to call my buddies who live near Britney on Mulholland and tell them they might want to clear out for a couple days just to be safe.