Britain’s Top Model just took the short bus to hell
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John:
The show is called Britain’s Missing Top Model. Eight young women, all of whom are missing some sort of extremity, compete to win a spread in a ‘top fashion magazine.’ I’d imagine the competition will involve something outrageously exploitative in the running, jumping, swimming, skiing category. The only way this could be more reprehensible is if the losers gets eaten by a three-legged tiger named Tripod.
Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
