Derober

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John:
Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama is denying reports that he exchanges e-mails with Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett had told Politico that the senator responds to her personal e-mails and in one instance he referred to questions at a political debate as “silly.”
There was one small thing missing from Scarlett’s statement…the truth. Obama addressed Lying McLiarson’s comments in the Washington Post:

Speaking to reporters aboard his campaign plane, Obama said the actress doesn’t have his personal email address. “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.”

As punishment, Derober is mingling candid photos of Scarlett leaving a grocery store with regrettable sexy photos from Scarlett’s sordid past. This could have been avoided, Scarlett, if you’d just told the truth.

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