Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Some people say I have too much time on my hands…but they’re all dead…ok ok, dead OR wearing clown shoes. Take this clown for example. Last time I saw Jesse Metcalfe he was getting his ass knocked all over the pavement. So for a softer landing he’s flocked to the beaches of Malibu but rest assure, Jesse, it won’t help. You’ve got a look I can spot from a million miles away. The “Oh hey look at me I’m an actor and I’m tough too..and stuff,” look. Jesse is to douchebags what Hitler was to the Nazi’s, a ringleader. I can only hope and pray that one day a terrible and unforeseeable catastrophe happens on his behalf. And I can only hope that that terrible and unforeseeable catastrophe is me.

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