I declare war on Spencer Pratt

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Darby Gunpowder:
I was getting a root canal the yesterday and the nurse (who could have been hotter) told me to find my happy place. I immediately thought, well at least I am not Spencer Pratt, and the pain vanished -the nurse even had to tell me to stop smiling. In Spencer’s ongoing campaign to be the world’s most hated person, he said this about Mary Kate Olson in response to her Pratt-bashing last week,

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.
“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

Hold me back! I expect nothing less out of this dweeb, but to insult one of my dreamgirls is going to far. I declare war on you Mr Pratt. I challenge you to knife fight.

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