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John:
Let me tell you a little something I learned about people who put five things in one hand, they’re suspect. If you have more than three things in your hand at any given moment you just can’t be trusted. (I’m looking at you X-girlfriend Lisa Strayer.)
Samantha Ronson returned to LA after a short DJ gig in Montreal. Sam is hosting the launch party for Trent at Pink on Wednesday night. It looks like these two might take it to the next level and get a cat or small dog or something. Just a guess. But that’s what it looks like to me.

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Darby Gunpowder:
A pioneer in online celebrity Gossip and a good friend of Derober, Trent Vanegas, is launching the badass redesign for his blog PinkIsTheNewBlog.com tomorrow at midnight. It’s about damn time! Sorry Trent, your site, although nostalgic and well written, was known to cause seizures from time to time and needed a facelift. To kick things off, PITNB is throwing a star-studded, blow-out bash at S Bar in Hollywood with non other than Lindsey Lohan’s new gal-pal Samantha Rosen on the ones and twos. Invited guests include: Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Travis Barker, Brody Jenner, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Michelle Trachtenberg, Matthew Rhys, Dave Annable, Audrina Patridge, Vivica A. Fox, AJ Buckley, Wesley Jonathan, Andrew Keegan, Jack Coleman, Melissa Joan Hart, Tommy Lee, Jenna Jameson, Leonor Varela, Evan Ross, Shar Jackson, Tia Mowry, Judy Reyes, Shawn Ashmore, Tila Tequila, Macy Gray, The Pussycat Dolls, Madeline Zima, and many more!! That is if half the guests don’t get a DUI on the way to the club.
For one last peek at PinkIsTheNewBlog for old times sake click HERE. And make sure to check back tomorrow for the new and improved Pink. Congrats Trent and Jim!

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(Thanks for the great story and picture, Claudia)

Celebrity / Athlete: David Beckham
Location: Culver City, CA
Place: Joxer Daily’s Pub

Imagine waiting tables at the local pub in LA and David Beckham walks in. (Wet yourself) Now imagine him leaving a $900 tip on $100 bill -after you tell him HE is NOT your favorite player…
This happened recently to an unsuspecting waitress at Joxer Daily’s Pub. Here’s her story,

I’m a former bartender at Joxer Daily’s. Sorry I waited so long to submit my story but I would have been poor form to discuss this while I was working there. It was early November when a few boys from the LA Galaxy came to the Pub. They come in from time to time because the crowd at Joxer’s knows their football and nobody treats the boys too special.
The Galaxy had just played Hollywood United F.C. for charity to benefit victims of the LA wildfires. Troy Roberts and Landon Donovan came in first. Everybody loves Landon. He’s always nice to everybody when he comes in. Nobody suspected for a moment that Becks would ever show up. Then after about 20 minutes, Beckham himself walked in! Continue Reading: David Beckham is a monster tipper

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is what $2,000 an hour could get you. So forget buying your kids a new pair of sneakers, fire your gardener and cancel all your wife’s tennis lessons because Ashley Alexandra Dupree is priority numero uno. I have a new found respect for Elliot Spitzer–I mean come the F#ck on, look at her. This picture of Dupree was taken at the Sea Girt Beach in New Jersey. Mean anything to you? Me neither. Girls like this don’t just give themselves up to guys like me, which is why I suggest that you use every tool at your disposal.

Duct tape might be of use, just FYI.

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John:
Heidi Montag walked into an ATM vestibule yesterday followed by paparazzi. On her way out, the door locked. My guess is Heidi pressed the wrong code more than 50 times and the ATM thought it was under attack by some sort of retarded monkey. So the paps photographed the monkey until she was re-released out into the wild. Good work, Heidi. Now get your ass home and give your pimp his cash.

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