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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You probably thought I was referring to Hayden’s new brunette hair rather than an ass full of shit–but you’d be wrong. I’ve got class like Paris Hilton has charm. Anyways, this is Hayden Panettiere on the set of the third season of Heroes. And by the looks of it they’re going with a darker edge this season because all people with dark hair worship Satan. Didn’cha know? I for one can’t wait to see the transformation to the dark side. Cause that means someone either dies or gets pregnant and I just can’t help myself from playing spectator to the great circle of life. I’m a romantic like that.

Babies and tits, ladies. That’s my philosophy.

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Comedian George Carlin passed away Sunday at the St. Johns Health Center in Santa Monica. He was taken in after complaining of chest pain. Carlin was most famous for his routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television,” which appeared 1972’s “Class Clown” album. It was that album that taught us how to curse. Thanks for all the laughs, George. You’ll be missed.

-The Derobers

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Mike Myers gets a beat down from Steve Carrell (P-Nosh)
Topless Brazillian supermodels anyone? (DoubleViking)
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The cars of Transformers 2 (Pink)
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John:
Keira Knightly has no problem letting the sweater kittens out so when Edge Of Love filmmaker John Maybury requested her to remove her bra during a love scene, she was happy to oblige:

“I said, ‘All right then.’ “It was very simple. It was a sex scene and I never like them when they’ve got bras on.

If I was a director I’d cast Keira in everything. My movie would be about car washes and summer camp, basic stuff really. I’m thinking about calling it Summer Camp Car Wash: The Keira Knightley Topless Story. Pretty catchy, eh?

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Let this not be a metaphor for your sex life.

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