A-Rod’s wife is to sound investment what Paris Hilton is to wholesome virgin

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a hundred times, after cheating on your wife with ANY other woman always always cancel their credit cards the following morning. I call this tactic the ‘fire then expire rule of two’. Alex Rodriguez needs to take a page from my grand pappy Winston’s book of bad beats and never get married again.
Apparently after discovering that Madonna had allegedly knocked boots with her man, Cynthia Rodruguez took action by blowing a HUNDRED GRAND of his money (probably on makeup and pop-rocks) and cozied up to Lenny Kravits–all BEFORE filing for divorce. And I must admit I have no sympathy for you A-Rod.
Marriage Alex? What’s in it for you? So you can point to some dame and say, “That’s my wife, public. I am a real and descent human, so embrace me for all my semblances to you.” Ra ra, how bout you tote a big-boy stick and man up to the fact that you will never be anything like the average man. You’re a rock star. A gozillionaire. Why should you give a damn about what the public thinks. If I were you I’d take baths every day with scores of prostitutes in a tub full of money and pure pogs in my glass enclosed porch. That way the public could see just inhumane and indecent I really am. After all, if you don’t care about anyone else’s opinion then you’ve achieved something only a rare few have–God-like status. I wish you all the best in the future, A-Tard.

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