Only magic will help Tara Reid and magic isn’t real

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Tara Reid is holding the ship together with duct tape at this point. Here she is at the beach looking all sexy for the cameras. I can’t stress this enough but I used to have a huge crush on Tara. I wanna’ go back in time 6 years and talk to my misguided self and explain Tara’s bleak future. Then I’ll suggest that perhaps having a crush Emma Watson might be better and yes she’s only 12 now and that’s creepy but stick with it, she’s going to be the real deal.

~ Reid and JC Chavez together is a nuclear mess~

Comments (5) “Only magic will help Tara Reid and magic isn’t real”

stillyJuly 8, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

G-rose. that is not the tara i know

laneyJuly 8, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

loved American Pie 3. was she in that? if so, i loved her

jbJuly 8, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

hahah

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