Douchiest voicemail message in history

True back-story on the phone message below:
A girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. She gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Below is the recorded messages he left along with some visuals some “clever” dude added. Listen to the whole thing, it will blow your mind that this guy actually breathes the same air as you do.

Darby’s favorite quotes:

“Women approach me 6-7 times a day.”
“You’re friends were very jealous.”
“You call me as soon as you have the courage to.”
“Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.”
“You should actually look that up, passive aggressive.”
“If you’re on any medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested.”

Comments (2) “Douchiest voicemail message in history”

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jvonJuly 9, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

OMG I’m totally turning gay for Dmitri.

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