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Alba’s post-pregnancy boobs are better, a side-inside comparison.

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July 11th, 2008

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I . . . I couldn’t help myself

John:
Did you ever catch yourself saying, “Jessica Alba’s boobs would be perfect if they were just a little bigger.” Well my friend I’ve got some lactating news for you, Alba just went perfect. It happened last night around 5pm when Alba and her crap-husband sold their baby pics for 1.5 million dollars. Alba took the money from OK! Magazine and added, “Thanks for the cash and, oh yeah, my tits are amazing.” It made perfect sense then and it makes perfect sense now.

Comments (4) “Alba’s post-pregnancy boobs are better, a side-inside comparison.”

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Brenda — July 11, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

I think 1.5 million is selling out pretty cheap. I’m sure OK would have gone higher for Jessica to pimp out her baby and her boobs.

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