Alba’s post-pregnancy boobs are better, a side-inside comparison.
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

I . . . I couldn’t help myself

John:
Did you ever catch yourself saying, “Jessica Alba’s boobs would be perfect if they were just a little bigger.” Well my friend I’ve got some lactating news for you, Alba just went perfect. It happened last night around 5pm when Alba and her crap-husband sold their baby pics for 1.5 million dollars. Alba took the money from OK! Magazine and added, “Thanks for the cash and, oh yeah, my tits are amazing.” It made perfect sense then and it makes perfect sense now.