Amy Winehouse got hit by a car

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Darby Gunpowder:
That’s not true at all. I don’t know why I keep making up fake news today, but on a true note, Winehouse did visit her boyfriend in the big house and lifted up her shirt and pressed her gross Meth-body against the glass in the visitation room. I didn’t have any photos of Amy actually doing this, so I thought a photo of her getting hit by a car is equally as shocking.

I drank a lot of whiskey last night…

Anyway, the story goes a li’ll somthin like this according to The Sun:

The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: β€œIt was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

I just had a who-can-puke-more contest with myself and I won.

Comments (4) “Amy Winehouse got hit by a car”

Bob 'The Bitch'July 11, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

Hysterical, Darby. And I believe the after photo.

Bob 'The Bitch'
BrendaJuly 11, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

If I had been in the contest with you I’m sure I would have hurled first or at the very least it would have been a tie. Not a pretty sight is the probably the nicest thing that could be said under the circumstances. It actually could have been worse, she could have exposed her bloated stomach and the nether regions!!! Um, anyone notice how butt ugly that lamp is that she’s carrying in the pic? Do drugs affect your vision and taste that much?

jenJuly 12, 2008 @ 1:04 am

that didn’t really happen to that poor horse, did it?? πŸ™ *sniff*

Bob 'The Bitch'July 12, 2008 @ 3:21 am

Brenda, you move me. But I want to know for sure..?

Bob 'The Bitch'

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