Amy Winehouse got hit by a car
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Darby Gunpowder:
That’s not true at all. I don’t know why I keep making up fake news today, but on a true note, Winehouse did visit her boyfriend in the big house and lifted up her shirt and pressed her gross Meth-body against the glass in the visitation room. I didn’t have any photos of Amy actually doing this, so I thought a photo of her getting hit by a car is equally as shocking.
I drank a lot of whiskey last night…
Anyway, the story goes a li’ll somthin like this according to The Sun:
The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: βIt was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.β
I just had a who-can-puke-more contest with myself and I won.