Just sayin…

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July 14th, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder:
Eva Longoria’s personal trainer and stylist appear to have died recently. I’m usually a Meth addict in a Benadryl store when I get to write about Eva Longoria, showering in a bikini, but not with these accompanying pictures. Is she pregnant? Let’s do her a favor and spread rumors that she is indeed pregos to cover up her recent, careless weight gain.

Update: Eva is wearing a hideous bathing suit that temporarily takes the focus away from her new front butt.

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Anonymous — July 14, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

Oh yeah. She’s just a pig…
I can’t stand the bitch, but she ain’t fat.

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