Too little, too late

More: sarah jessica parker
July 17th, 2008

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Darby Gunpowder:
In the words of late, great John Candy, Sarah Jessica Parker finally found a rat willing to “gnaw that thing off” -yes, her trade-mark mole is no more. It’s about time! Did she just not notice that thing?! Cosmonauts in the international space station can see 3 man-made things from space: The Great Wall of China, the beam of light from the Luxor in Vegas, and Sarah Jessica Parker’s mammoth mole. Is she blind?!
On a side note, it is rather sad news for moley people all over the world as SJP was sort of their Mole Pope. Shamefully, I have a mole on my shoulder. I woke up in a cold sweat this morning as if a piece of me had died the moment her mole was chainsawed off. I just made an appt. with the dermatologist.

Update: The heavens almost parted, but then we realized this only puts more attention of SJP’s veteran-hockey-player busted nose.

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agent b — July 17, 2008 @ 10:44 am

that “Uncle Buck” reference just made my day.

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