Britney loses her kids for good because of bad genes
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Darby Gunpowder:
In not-so-shocking news, the high courts decided that Britney’s kids are better off being raised by the lesser of 2 evils, Kevin Federline. Accorind to MSN,
Attorneys for Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline met with a Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner in closed chambers Friday morning. A court spokesman says no formal settlement has been filed.
E! News is reporting that the parties agreed that Federline will get complete legal and physical custody of the two boys and Spears will have expanded visitation rights.
“The case has been settled,” Kaplan told E!. “The court still has to approve it.”
Spears will now have three visits a week from Sean Preston and Jayden James, with at least two overnight visits, her attorney, Laura Wasser, told The Associated Press. Spears was granted one overnight visitation per week in late June.
Although we tried our hardest to sneak into the courtroom, (Bob the Bitch’s assault rifle went off in metal detector) we’re sure K-Fed’s attorney’s just brought in the above photo and pointed to it. Done n done.