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Darby Gunpowder:
Jessica Simpson barely walked away with her great boobs after getting booed offstage at her first country music concert in Wisconsin. It appears that people were actually surprised her country music sucked. I gotta side with Simpson here. I’ve never liked her tunes in the first place, and I doubt anyone else has either, but to boo the poor girl for trying is unreasonable. The “fans” knew what they were buying into and should have come prepared with binoculars and earplugs. The Kenosha News exists,

“Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound.
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
One man summed her performance up in a single word.
“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”

We did however find one big Jessica Simpson country fan, Phil ‘blumpkin’ Cho. Good for you Phil!