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Darby Gunpowder:
Christian Bale was arrested in London today in connection with assault charges brought against him by his mother and sister. Bale is still being questioned by police and has yet to release a statement. If this is true, he’s a real dick.
Update:
He has handed himself into police voluntarily over the mysterious domestic feud.
He went to Belgravia police station in central London earlier today and is still there, being held in custody.
When asked if Bale had been arrested, a police spokesman said “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”
His family is not talking.

Innocent until proven guilty, but this still tarnishes the ol’ reputation. I can’t imagine someone on top of the world being angry enough to bitch slap anyone, let alone family, let alone women, let alone your mom and sister. Dick.

Update: I loved Dark Knight!!!

UPDATE UPDATE
The so called ‘Assault’ case is not over physical abuse but rather verbal abuse (which is considered assault in the UK). Are you kidding me, if that was the case I’d be the verbal version of Jack the Ripper. Grow up England. This is America, and we don’t give a shit about hurt feelings.