I want to shake the CW’s hand…with a rubber glove
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
The latest promos for the new season of Gossip Girl are racy, inappropriate, presumptuous, illegal in North Korea, and make me feel tingly inside. **Golf Clap**. The hit show’s 2nd Season shoots it’s load Sept 1, following the sexy August promotion that is sure to increase viewership and bloodflow. I haven’t been this excited about a show since Tara Reid’s performance in Jackie Treehorn’s “Logjammin”. For anyone who thinks these ads are a bad influence on children, I suggest those people stop procreating and move to North Korea. Boom, problem solved. Done.
Update: I am in love with Blake Lively