I want to shake the CW’s hand…with a rubber glove

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
The latest promos for the new season of Gossip Girl are racy, inappropriate, presumptuous, illegal in North Korea, and make me feel tingly inside. **Golf Clap**. The hit show’s 2nd Season shoots it’s load Sept 1, following the sexy August promotion that is sure to increase viewership and bloodflow. I haven’t been this excited about a show since Tara Reid’s performance in Jackie Treehorn’s “Logjammin”. For anyone who thinks these ads are a bad influence on children, I suggest those people stop procreating and move to North Korea. Boom, problem solved. Done.

Update: I am in love with Blake Lively

Comments (4) “I want to shake the CW’s hand…with a rubber glove”

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North American UnionJuly 26, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

Freedom is a spaniel that becomes weak and fat when it doesn’t get to move.SalmanRushdieSalman Rushdie

Free SpeechJuly 27, 2008 @ 1:05 am

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.Dr.MartinLutherKingJr.Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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