If Chevy Silverados could photograph Miley Cyrus…
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John:
It’s Miley Cyrus day here at Derober and I’ve got my Hanna Montana wig on. Is it just me or is Miley constantly itching to take her clothes off? Sometimes when Miley’s walking with her friends she’ll turn to them and say, “Did you just tell me to take my clothes off??” And she tucks her shirt into her bra and does cartwheels while her friends look at each other and say, “I didn’t say anything, did you?”
You know how some kids in high school apply for early admission to college? Well Miley applied early for Playboy’s college issue. She got accepted.