What was she thinking?
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But What Were the Signs Thinking?

John:
My friend from On205th and he sent me these pictures of Jessica Alba’s new rack today. I’m not a scientist but they look bigger than before. Alba always looks like a cold-blooded killer in public but I think that’s what I like about her. The rush of asking for an autograph knowing I could get my throat cut is the perfect storm of danger and sexy.
UPDATE: A scientist called and told me Jessica’s tits are bigger than before. Thanks, scientist!