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Darby Gunpowder:
The moral fabric of this country just unraveled a c-hair; Lifestyle condoms asked Miley Cyrus to be their spokesperson for $1 million clams. She’s still consulting with her stuffed animals, Malibu Barbie and Mickey Mouse doll whether to take the job or not. I guess their is an epidemic of young teenagers riding the boner roller coaster these days -I wouldn’t even pretend to know about this, but if the NYDaily News says so, then it’s true,

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. “With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company’s offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.

Update: Walt Disney just turned over in his grave.