Dina & Ali booted from movie premiere party because they’re really not that famous

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Darby Gunpowder:
Dina Lohan (Lindsay Lohan’s mom) and her daughter (Lindsey Lohan’s sister) were escorted out of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 after-party for pretending to be famous and being royal bitches. According to E! Online, the Karma went down like this:

Sources report that when Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali’s arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but “Dina “went apes–t,” a partygoer tells me. “It so wasn’t cool.”
So not cool that “Dina was quietly removed” from the rooftop soiree, another source says.

Attention Hollywood: if you see Dina on the streets or in your neighborhood crack-house, do America a favor and douse her with water. Nothing special, just tap-water. You don’t need to dump a bucket of AIDS or botulism on her (save that for Heidi and Spencer) -just your crappy VOSS water. Trust me it will do the trick. If you do not have water, conjure up some spit and make sure she’s downwind. This will disable her until others come by with a bucket o water. Dismissed.

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