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Darby Gunpowder:
Ali ‘the lemming’ Lohan is trying to break her acting cherry by hitting the pavement and going to auditions. One small problem, she’s surrounded by retards and we all know how that story ends (see older sister). Unbeknown to her, Ali auditioned for porn director, Peter Davy. Although the audition was for a non-porn, mainstream movie, it still gives people like me the opportunity to start this story with the headline: “Ali Lohan auditions for porn director” which really jumpstarts my day. TMZ had this to report,

Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14” and “Bun Busters 12.” Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent.