Rihanna’s nipples spotted from satellite in space

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I look at Rihanna’s nipples through her see-through shirt and think to myself, “can I get that with a side of gravy?” Those are monster nipples. Kinda like the giant silver dollar pancakes John Candy makes in the movie Uncle Buck. This is what happens to Irish people’s nipples after their drunken uncle gives them an atomic tittie-twister. Just a swollen mess. I mean, god, I love Rihanna and respect her ‘tits swinging in the wind’ spirit, but when your nipples are bigger than your tits..damn. Put that in a bottle sister, you may have just struck gold…or found a portal to hell. Time will tell.

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