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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
We’re in the midst of another epic summer out here in LA and you know what that means–CELEBRITY ROTISSERIE TIME! It’s like roasting a hot dog without all the guilt. And Miley Cyrus was so gracious to provide us with her company. The only thing this picture is missing is a slew of ewoks and a famous person I actually give a sh#t about. But this will have to suffice for the time being. Happy middle of the summer everyone!

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John:
Pamela Anderson went to a KFC in Australia today to hand deliver a letter to the corporation citing their abuse of chickens. So today some skinny 17-year old teen we’ll call Dexter rode his bike to work like every other day. But instead of the normal lunch crowd, he got a giant famous rack in his face instead. Pamela handed him the ‘corporate letter’ and Dexter just put it in his back pocket and asked Pam if she’d autograph a box of popcorn chicken. He can’t wait to tell his friends all about it!

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Gilbert Arenas

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One of the most well-known bloggers is Wizard’s guard Gilbert Arenas. His blog is colorful and opinionated.
Highlight: Gilbert’s blogging breakthrough came when shoemaker Adidas gave Arenas a prototype of his second signature shoe which was months away from being revealed to the public. Dissatisfied with the design, Arenas took his frustrations out to the blogosphere:

“I’m sitting there looking at the shoe like ‘I hope you guys aren’t serious. Because I’m not going to wear this shoe…Nobody is going to wear this shoe. It reminds me of a ballerina.”

More recently, Gilbert is getting recognized for his catchy blog titles which include, My Dad is Old, My D-League Friend, What Happened to My Kobe Haircut, and I Wasn’t in New Orleans, But My Shoes Were.

Curt Schilling

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Curt Schilling’s is one of the most diligent writers in the blogosphere (updated 2-3 times weekly). His blog, 38 Pitches, is opinionated, random, and often scathing.

Highlight: Curt’s rise to blogos-fame came when he published a response to the Mitchell Report on steroid use in baseball which infuriated a lot of his peers, not the least of which was Jose Canseco whom Schilling called a ‘liar’, a ‘liar’, and let me see here….oh, ‘a liar.’

Greg Oden

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Oden’s blog is a fantastic mixture of his professional and personal life; a wide-eyed account of an eager young athlete willing to share all his experiences with his fans. It’s updated frequently with enthusiasm.

Highlight: After receiving a phone call from Barack Obama, Oden went strait to his blog.

He (Obama) also asked me about my knee, and he said he wasn’t feeling my mohawk - lol. I laughed and explained to him that it’s just a haircut to me and he told me he liked how I handle myself as a young man - “Thanks Mom.”

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Continue Reading: 8 athletes who blog (and 2 that shouldn’t)

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This is the fourth time in as many weeks…

Italian girls fight in bikinis (DoubleViking)
Underboobs illegal in Vegas? (Asylum)
JLo’s restaurant has closed it’s doors. Yes! (Pink)
Ever wonder what an Asian hooker menu looks like? (YepYepGibbs)
The hottest girls at the Olympic games (BustedCoverage)
Jersey Girls on the beach. And by Jersey Girls I mean hookers (MacG)
This girl exists. And I want one. I want her bad, dude (LosersSocks)
Pole dancing should be an Olympic sport (DonChavez)
Jessica Simpson has boobs (Warship)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Look at how happy Audrina Partridge and boyfriend Justin Bobby (name not a joke) are bar-hopping on the streets of Santa Monica. Makes me think maybe..just maybe it’s time for me to try my hand at dating. Perhaps I’ve been too hard on celebrity couples and haven’t given them enough praise for their happiness. Maybe I should quit being such a critic and start being a believer. Perhaps I finally learned the error in my cynical ways. Ohh…ohhh God what have I done…?

Wait…

Wait a minute…

What was I saying. Oh Lord, I’ve done it again. I’m sorry guys I lost my head there for a second. I was in the midst of cocking the shotgun when those previous hopeful comments were uttered. I guess I just got caught up in romantic moments that lead up to pre-shotgun blast and was in speaking unconsciously in a state of horny hypnosis. But like everything in life the moment is over and I still hate people. All is well…all is well.

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