Derober

I can’t believe theonion.com is going to buy Derober.com for untold millions. Check back next week after deal goes through…we’re throwing a sick party and you’re all invited. In the meantime, check this shit out!

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Darby Gunpowder:
Thanks Doc. I also heard that water is wet, there is an oil crisis, Florida is bat-shit crazy, and the Jonas Brothers are NOT virgins. Looking very smart, confident and matter-of-fact, Dr Drew has this to say about celebrity addictions (source),

“Today, in the celebrity world, we’re seeing an addiction epidemic,” Pinsky said, adding that the disease of addiction is more deadly than cancer.
“If you had cancer, you would drop everything,” he says. “You would take whatever time it needed to do the treatment and do what it takes to get out on the other side. Here’s a disease that is more dangerous, and we can’t get people to take three months.”
“I don’t like treating celebrities,” he said. “It’s not a group I would seek out of a population I would necessarily treat as a separate goal because they’re very, very difficult.”

In honor of Dr Phil’s Drew’s celebrity service announcement, we decided to show you just how dangerous drugs are. Lets take a walk down “What If” lane and see what your favorite celebrities would look like just after detonating their Meth labs.

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John:
Normally, the Derobers go dress diving in a sure bet; a field of epic boobage so big that our landing is always assured. But curiosity and thirst for danger got the best of me. We all know that Kate Hudson’s ass is the 8th wonder of the world, but the size of her boobs is a mystery. I had to know if she was smuggling some hose hounds under there.
What you don’t see here is me falling though a flat chest and out the ass end of a shitty pink spring dress. Thanks for not having any air fun bags, Kate.

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