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John:
Madonna left the Kabbalah center in LA looking like my dead uncle Richie. Because we pride ourselves in reporting on the sexier side of celebrity, we offer you a nude pictorial of Madonna as an artistic counterpoint to the mess above. Enjoy readers, and let this serve as a reminder that food is not only yummy, but also really really really important to your face.

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John:
These photos of Sienna Miller on the set of the late 60’s era Hippie Hippie Shake were leaked months ago but we have some fresh info to share which gives us an excuse to repost them. According to a studio exec, Sienna’s kitty was a little to trim for the Hippie flick,

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder,”

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that in the 60’s a ‘landing strip’ was a place where you put planes. My how times have changed. I prefer the bald eagle to the beaver but that’s just me and I’m pretty much a badass.

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Let Bruce Wayne teach you the ways of the women (doubleviking)
Tila Tequila cleavage is tit-trainwreck (dirtyrottenwhore)
Greatest shamings in rap history (asylum)
Hottest female in the world is a golfer!!! (bustedcoverage)
Megan Fox’s new dark look (0n205th)
Fat chick gets face planted into mud video (donchavez)
Jessica Alba OK! mag baby pics (pink)
Hot chicks in bikinis on boats..check please (loserswithsocks)
More on Christian Bale’s extortioners..I mean family (celebwarship)
Boy wants to be hardcore but mom won’t let him (yepyepgibbs)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I think this is what I saw rise to the water’s surface last time I went fishing with dynamite. The mere fact that Playboy would even consider letting Brooke Hogan pose in the nude for them leads me to one of two conclusions: one, that Playboy has gotten so bored of seeing gorgeous girls in the nude that they’ve decided to shake things up with a little butter face photoshoot; or two that Hugh Hefner has literally lost the ability of sight. I doubt it’s the ladder of the two based on his three girlfriends.

I can only imagine how excited Brooke must’ve been to read Playboy’s offer. “They…they think I’m sexy. OMG this is so super-sweet, now I can tell all my classmates that I AM sexy and they will believe me because Playboy wants to shoot me. Bitchin!” Little does Brooke know that in fact, no, her classmates will not believe that she’s hot. They’ll continue to call her ‘Miss Swamp Thing,’ and throw kickballs at her head while she’s crouched in the corner.

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